Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

getfcukedtonight:

new—deep:

a-rebel-to-the-idea:

CAN I HAVE THIS, LIKE RIGHT NOW?

Oh this happens everytime.

getfcukedtonight:

new—deep:

a-rebel-to-the-idea:

CAN I HAVE THIS, LIKE RIGHT NOW?

Oh this happens everytime.

WANT WANT MUTHAF#CKING WANT

WANT WANT MUTHAF#CKING WANT

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alexwatkeys:

This is soo true..

I want this so bad

alexwatkeys:

This is soo true..

I want this so bad

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best way to get a girl to stop talking?


KISS HER

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY